Strippers that dont want to make money…

Sad but true! There are chicks that get up everyday go to the strip club not to make money but to just chit chat and do nothing…at least thats what is seems like lol
case in point-
Several clubs I have worked in I have had my money Jagged not because the guy dont have any money, but because the stripper who is supposed to be there to work…does not want to make money!!OMG! Here’s how my $ gets jagged…
its me a guy and another stripper. the other stripper usually comes into play after i have left and went on stage, i come back and she is still chatting w the person i was with first. since my drink is there and he wants me there i sit back down. so eventually we continue the convo but now add the second stripper into the money equation.. The convo is usually the guy is ready to go for a half hour sometimes a hour with me and would also like to take the other chick as well..Im thinking lets go fucking score! but no not yet…
The other stripper is usually sitting like 2 feet away from the guy, closed off acting scared or not saying much..(im assuming that she thinks ima step off even though i was there first) but to the guy who is ready to go spend money, hes not going to spend money on 1 chick whos ready to go and just give the money to the other stripper who acting all prude or like she dnt know whats going on/being anti social…so i try to not only salvage the sale but also try and do the “she looks shy but shes a real freak in the room” lines…
You would think if the bitch was listening she would come closer, show some interest in the guy who is about to spend on her but nope…mind u also during these senarios the club is dead and this sale would probably be the only mney she makes the whole nite! but nope…she is still silent, anti social, just not interested in making money..so what does the guy do?
leans over to me and suggest we go into the room with another girl/gets bored with the anti social chick…problem is shes still sitting there!!! eventually she has to go on stage which equals more time waiting/leaving him time to change his mind since he does not want to be rude and tell her to step the fuck off( i would but that may be a fight at the end of the night lol) so once she goes on stage we make our move to the chick he really wants and me…. but guess what??
he has to take a piss/offically change his mind on spending at all…so when he comes out the bathroom we now have to remind him what we want to finish and as we are talking all he wants to do is leave/make agreement for another day that he will not be showing up…
and as he leaves there goes my 150/300/500 depending on the club walking out the fucking door…leaving my blood boiling especially if its now the end of the night…im ready to fucking kill somebody….
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